39. the art martyr endorses the art angles
The tired but inspired Art Martyr whispered,
‘Yes’ to the Art Angles plea to eat the rich.
The Art Martyr has until recently been letting his pussy hang out on
the streets of Sacramento without being able to get anybody to pay $5
dollars to lick it.
Resigned, he has instead directed his perpetual moans to the Art Angles,
who always has an ear for wailing.
“Oh not again!” cried the Art Martyr,
after once again being rejected for public art funding.
“It seems that nobody can be bothered to give a donation.
Oh what am I going to do?” he whined again.
The Art Martyr suffers because he has refused, to date,
to obey the ten commandments:
Buy cheap and sell dear. Let the buyer beware. Risk other peoples money.
Make money out of shortages. Use technologies that are profitable.
Shift social costs onto others. Conceal assets and income.
Squeeze workers as much as possible.
Buy political influence and help build a powerful establishment.
Now he must pay.
“I tried to hold strong,” the Art Martyr said, “through the
humiliation, torture and fear.
But, I still feel like a pincushion.”
“Castrate those pimps!” The Art Martyr whimpered,
still holding on, albeit feebly, to his life’s mission.
“If it just wasn’t so easy,” he whined, “I would be a saint today.
But alas, the temptations of the easy life are so strong that even
I find myself penetrated by their tactics.”
„Do like me and endorse the Art Angles campaign.”
Beware:
The Art Martyr has threatened to insert peeled carrots into his rectum,
until they pay him to stop!
“I don’t care if it bleeds. It’ll be my stigmata. Even if it is only
one.”
Send credit cards with PIN number to:
Society for the Prevention of Unnecessary Mutilation
S.P.U.M.
N street commune
Sacramento, CA 95814
Do it now!
Think later!
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